Okay - I have four kids - three are rowdy boys - sometimes I think the only thing that could possibly bring back my sanity is a Mocha Vodka Latte - or just a straight shot of Vodka! Now . . . most of you know that my passion for Christ and the hope found in him out-weighs my passion for a good, stiff, slam of devil juice!
Therefore, I don't indulge, simply because I want to make sure when I'm sharing that hope that my speech isn't slurred, my vision blurred, and my facts all confused. However, I get some of the craziest reactions from people when I start talkin' about fallin' off the wagon! So, I just love to throw it out there all the time.
My gal-pal, Karma, seems to get a good kick out of it when I start talkin' alcohol! She is a redneck, gear head's wife so I'm sure she has stories! She sent this to me . . . since I seem to be obsessed with Vodka! She may now throw away her Windex and meet me at the Liquor store!
Paula- Guess it comes in handy for all kinds of things!! Karma :)
Who Knew?
1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.
The stuff dissolves adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a
trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five
minutes and wash clean.
The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean
cloth dampened with vodka.
The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting
your safety razor bladesoak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on wine stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.
6 Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to
cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.
The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and
stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka and spray bees
or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water into a Ziploc
freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,
pain or black eyes.
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender
flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the
sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter, then apply
the tincture to aches and pains.
11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and
back as a liniment.
12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting.
14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the
urushiol oil from your skin.
15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
And silly me!
I've only been drinking the stuff!! Or at least talking about it!
Have fun today - Know - the answer to life's insanity is not found in a Mocha Vodka Latte -
Jesus said, "I am the Way, and the Truth, and the Life!"
Blessings~
P.